I want a movie that seems like your average boring indie movie, with a girl who moves to a new town and people think she’s so weird because she listens to The Smiths and Nirvana and wears slightly darker clothes than the other girls. She skulks around feeling like she’s better than other people because they text during breaks and she reads Jane Austen books or something.
Then she meets a boy who notices her and they seem to get along. He listens to things she says and doesn’t really say much, and then one day he comes over and they lay on the roof looking at stars, and she starts babbling about how she feels mortal but immortal at the same time or some other crap, and in the middle of her speech the boy interrupts her. He looks at her and says that there’s something he’s been wanting to tell her for a long time. Expecting a declaration of love, she turns to him eagerly. He takes a breath, and says:
"You are easily the most pretentious girl I’ve ever met."